Books for Children

Reading is for Idjits!
by W. W. Rowe
Illustrated by Charles A. Filius

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Martin and Morton are identical twins! Which one is which? "Smarty Marty" loves to read. "Morton the Moron" hates it. "Reading is for idjits!" he declares. But Morton's faulty reading gets him into BIG trouble. His entire world falls apart! After a series of humorous disasters, Morton finally learns to read. He even saves the day with his new skill!

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Fun Net Tick Puns
by W. W. Rowe
Illustrated by Charles A. Filius

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As a child, perhaps you were tricked into joining The Royal Order of Siam. You were solemnly told to say “Oh wah!” Then “Tah goo!” Then “Siam!” When you said this faster, you suddenly realized what it meant. Kids like silly puns: “I scream for ice cream.” They chortle over: “It looks like oysters, but it's not.” Running words together (with surprising results) is fun. I saw this recently: “Ice bank mice elf.” What did it mean? I spank myself. Clever! It inspired this book of “phonetic puns.” Some are fairly difficult. The answers can be found at the end of the book, but try not to peek. Take the challenge! Say them aloud, quickly.


Beware of Blabbers
by W. W. Rowe
Illustrated by Charles A. Filius

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The kids in these funny, rhymed tales do naughty things. Their blabbing toys betray them, and they are punished. So don’t tell your secrets to your toys! Don’t even let them see you misbehave!

The stories are brilliantly illustrated in full color. This darkly humorous book follows the tradition of Heinrich Hoffmann's "Struwwelpeter" and Hilaire Belloc's "Cautionary Tales For Children."

 


Foster Learns A Law
by W. W. Rowe
Illustrated by Charles A. Filius

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What else can a young genius learn?
A magic law of laughter! A law of helping and healing.

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An Undertow of Sharks! And Other New Groups!
by W. W. Rowe
Illustrated by Charles A. Filius

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Who doesn't know a herd of donkeys? A school of fish? A colony of ants? You may also be familiar with a plague of locus. A pride of lions. Or even an exaltation of larks.

We need some new and improved groups. Far-out groups! Astonishing, humorous groups! Check this book out and see!

 

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Things Alive! And Other Freaky Secrets
by W. W. Rowe
Illustrated by Charles A. Filius

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Did you know that things are secretly alive? Yes! But they play dead! They conceal their thoughts and feelings. They move around when we’re not looking! Behind our backs, they speak to each other in their own language. How do things feel about us? Who knows? Their attitude is usually pleasant and agreeable, but they can be sly, even mean. If we don’t treat them right, they sometimes... Read on! Read this funny, scary, awesome book and see!

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Clever Billy and Other Freaky, Funny Limericks
by W. W. Rowe
Illustrated by Charles A. Filius

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A man who pulls money out of his ears? A piano-playing goldfish? A planet where your thoughts float in the air beside your head? A girl who skips school by traveling through time? A magician who pulls himself out of a hat? Delightfully illustrated, these far-out limericks are sure to tickle the funny bone and tweak the imagination. This is a collection of zany, scary, humorous tales for kids of all ages.

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The Wizard's Wayward Wand
by W. W. Rowe
Illustrated by Charles A. Filius

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On Mirth, a planet like Earth, a dog's broken leg miraculously heals. Then a school mysteriously disappears! Why? A little Golumph Wizard's wand has allowed a human boy to find it. From his pocket, the tiny wand secretly grants his wishes. Soon the want lets other kids find it, and their weird, unwitting "wishes" increase the madness and confusion. Human adults hilariously misunderstand the magic. Finally, the want returns to the Wizard and thwarts a plot to kill the Golumph Queen.

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The Wand Goes Wild
by W. W. Rowe
Illustrated by Charles A. Filius

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On Mirth, a planet like Earth, a little Golumph Wizard's wand is on the loose! Allowing human kids to find it, the tiny wand secretly grants their wishes. Suddenly, a boy can run like the wind! A movie scandalously "leaves the tracks of sanity." The wand even grants the desires of an intelligent bulldog! And people humorously suspect the influence of witchcraft--or alien beings. In this independent sequel to The Wizard's Wayward Wand, the wild magic if mind-boggling and hilarious.

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The Wand Is Wendy!
by W. W. Rowe
Illustrated by Charles A. Filius

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On Mirth, a planet like Earth, a Wizard's wand transforms itself into a human boy! At school, the "new boy" tries, hilariously, to fit in. He encounters an ingeniously mean bully. The teacher struggles against mysterious evil forces... Eventually, the wand-boy is jailed as an alien shape-shifter! And his magic is draining away! What do the real aliens think? The surprise ending will knock your socks off. This book is an independent sequel to The Wizard's Wayward Wand and The Wand Goes Wild.

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